Archive for the ‘Technology’ Category

TP: Rep. Broun says clean energy legislation will cause southerners to die from hyperthermia

Monday, June 14th, 2010

Me doctor speak good
Shake fist and drill hole in skull
Yankees stay away!

[Originally appeared June 14 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Ben Nelson is unfamiliar with ATM fees because he’s never used an ATM

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

“I am your leader;
I know about holograms;
Help me Obi Wan”

[Originally appeared May 20, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

UNIX joke haiku

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Someone must have typed:
Kill dash nine star dot star eh?
I love UNIX jokes

[Originally appeared March 4, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Texas Lawmakers Who Voted Against The Recovery Act Now Beg For Stimulus Funds For NASA

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

Rednecks and rockets
Strapped on beds of pickup trucks
You know, that NASA

[Appeared October 6, 2009 at thinkprogress]

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TP: Nick Rahall ‘thrilled’ to jump out of a plane for coal

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Coal-powered autos
Hot futuristic concept!
Dinosaur rides next…

[Originally appeared July 20, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: O’Reilly: Protesters who use the internet to organize are just like child molesters

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Tiny parasites
Congregate inside his mind
Whispering danger

[Originally appeared April 1, 2009 on thinkprogress.org; recovered from noagendapdfs.com]