Archive for the ‘Religion’ Category

Huckleberry Finn rewrite

Friday, January 14th, 2011

God challenges faith
Fossils of literature
It never happened

(also at TPZoo)

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Universal Healthcare

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

Five antiseptics
Two bandages, Jesus healed…
Sorry, wrong story

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Future archeology

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

The year, forty-ten
The find, SUV remnant
Attached, Christian fish

[Original post at TPZoo]

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TP: GOP Lawmakers Say Oklahoma Ban On Sharia Law Is Not Xenophobic Because ‘We’ Are ‘At War’ With ‘Them’

Monday, September 27th, 2010

Religious flatland
Plane of absolute borders
Enemies beyond

[Originally appeared September 27, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Quran Destroyer Randall Terry Dismisses 9/11 Families’ Concerns About Politicizing Terror Anniversary

Saturday, September 11th, 2010

(1)
Weasel “man of god”
Embarrassment to christians
Eats his own droppings

(2)
Overweening pride
Known long before the christians
Read some other books

[Originally appeared September 11, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: Angle On Whether U.S. Will Be Faced With A ‘Revolutionary Situation’: ‘Of Course Anything Is Possible’

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Kids in commercials
Pander to the simple-folk
(Those impish puppets)

(2)
An obtuse Angle
Exceeds the measure of “right”
Acute pain in ass

(3)
CheeseFlap gets vote downs
So honored to annoy you
Have a haiku day

[Originally appeared September 8, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Malkin Indicts TP For Our Commenters, But Disclaims ‘All Liability’ From Her Own Blog’s Comments

Thursday, August 26th, 2010


(1)
“He was really drunk”
“It was all Al Cohol’s fault”
Fox sleeps tight, blameless

(2)
The Fox defense plan:
Find cartoon to support point
Audience loves them

[Originally appeared August 26, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]