The modern god
Tuesday, April 19th, 2011
And God offered, kindly:
“Please click my ‘like’ button now,
And I’ll let you live”
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Archive for the ‘Religion’ Category
Defense of Marriage
Tuesday, April 19th, 2011Restless right-wing nights,
Matching Tab-A to Slot-B;
It’s a thankless job…
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Christian paranoia
Tuesday, April 12th, 2011And then Jesus said:
“If you follow, look behind,
For you are followed”
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Accountability
Tuesday, March 29th, 2011Belief in a god
Allows irrational acts;
Sky-dwelling scapegoat
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Wanted: More Christians
Wednesday, March 16th, 2011
“We’re god’s dependents;
He claims us all on taxes,
It’s good for business”
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[Jim DeMint says as government grows, god shrinks. Yes, he said it. Really. See story here]
King and McCarthy
Thursday, March 10th, 2011Parasite larvae
Grow strong when laid in warm fear;
Slow, dumb buzzing sound
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CheeseFlap’s Bible Quotes #2
Sunday, March 6th, 2011Origami worlds
Time measures mortality;
Scarecrow’s holy robes
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