Archive for the ‘Nature’ Category

Future archeology

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

The year, forty-ten
The find, SUV remnant
Attached, Christian fish

[Original post at TPZoo]

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Think big

Monday, November 15th, 2010

Glued to the planet
Outstretched arms embrace the stars
Painting the night sky

[Original post at TPZoo]

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TP: Raese Blames Volcanoes For Global Warming

Monday, September 27th, 2010

“Money-god angry
Make libruls jump in fire-hole
We stay rich long time”

[Originally appeared September 27, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Rep. Broun says clean energy legislation will cause southerners to die from hyperthermia

Monday, June 14th, 2010

Me doctor speak good
Shake fist and drill hole in skull
Yankees stay away!

[Originally appeared June 14 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Donald Trump: Take Al Gore’s Nobel Prize away because of ‘coldest winter ever recorded.’

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Hurricane hair-do
Opines about scientists
Stubs lips on his dumb

[Appeared February 16, 2010 at thinkprogress; photo in story shows hairpiece lift-off on Trump]

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Lobbyist Dick Armey’s Pollution Gospel: ‘As An Article Of Faith,’ It Is ‘Pretentious’ To Believe In Global Warming

Friday, July 31st, 2009

Every quark dances
Photon receptors engage
Stars link every world

[Originally posted July 31, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Lobbyist Dick Armey’s Pollution Gospel: ‘As An Article Of Faith,’ It Is ‘Pretentious’ To Believe In Global Warming

Friday, July 31st, 2009

(1)
Dick says: god made earth
Dick says: we must respect god
Dick says: dump on earth?

(2)
Every quark dances
Photon receptors engage
Stars link every world

[Originally appeared July 31, 2009; courtesy thinkprogress.org]