Oxygen-starved-brain
Choked by crushing stranglehold
Of her own sphincter
[Originally appeared August 13, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
Every quark dances
Photon receptors engage
Stars link every world
[Originally posted July 31, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
1:
Would pay to see this:
Bergdahl kicking O’Reilly
Square in the teabag
2:
Peters’ subspecies
Loves darkness, moisture
Taste of intestine
[Appeared July 22, 2009 at thinkprogress; Peters is a retired army colonel who said Bergdahl should be killed by the Taliban for deserting, although at the time of this story, it was unclear if he had been captured or had deserted]
FOX could save money
CGI propaganda
Why not use puppets?
[Originally appeared April 13, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
Imagine flying
Stupidity vortex swirls
Must be Fox country
[Originally appeared April 10, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
Gradumate frum skool
Banjo musik sound reel good
Go to Washintin
[Appeared March 6, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]
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We can’t have progress
We can build a new facade
Help save our clown school
[Originally appeared March 5, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]