Archive for the ‘Indoctrination’ Category

TP: Tea Party Coloring Book Teaches Kids That A High Tax Rate ‘Takes Away Jobs and Freedom’

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Here’s the real message:
“Learn to stay within the lines”
(Or we will eat you)

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010; courtesy thinkprogress.org]

TP: George W. Bush Institute’s First Initiative Will Be To Train Half Of The Nation’s Public School Principals

Thursday, September 30th, 2010

Principals recalled!
Texas installs new chipsets!
Robots of the damned!

[Originally appeared September 30, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: McCain On The Iraq War: ‘We Already Won That One’

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Fundamentally,
McCain may be right indeed
But he’s incorrect

[Originally posted July 26, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: The New ‘Death Panels’: Gingrich Says GOP Should Campaign Against Nonexistent IRS ‘Health Gestapo’

Wednesday, April 7th, 2010

No, no bad puppy!
Newt paddles across the floor
Long streak on carpet

[Originally posted April 7, 2010 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Rick Perry Caters To The Far Right: Obama Is ‘Interested In Punishing Texas’ And ‘Hellbent’ On Socialism

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

1:

Walk forth from the sea
Fill your lungs with air, Texas;
Brains need oxygen!

2:

Orange falls from tree
Quietly rots in sunshine
Fetid stink rises

[Appeared November 12, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

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TP: Fearmongering About Education Speech, Perkins Claims Obama Hasn’t ‘Pushed Any Educational Reform Issues’

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

“Tonight on Fox News:
Reading makes your children gay…
Planet still quite flat”

[Originally appeared September 3, 2009 at thinkprogress.org]

TP: Boehner Claims ‘No One Condones’ Town Hall Disruptions After He And Other GOPers Cheered Them On

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Dumb is dangerous
Vote, buy guns, get mad, lash out
There will be riots

[Appeared August 13, 2009 at thinkprogress]