Archive for the ‘Financial Sector’ Category

Suckers

Monday, April 18th, 2011

Lampreys infiltrate
False patriots drink freely;
Host then cast aside

 

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Surprise! Banks Pay Little in Taxes!

Monday, March 7th, 2011

CheeseFlap says:

Snaking through loopholes,
Reptiles circumscribe the noose;
Move to next victim

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Report from National People’s Action is here]

Chamber members win big, workers lose

Monday, February 7th, 2011

The US Chamber
America’s prostate gland
Swelling and squeezing

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

[Referenced story at thinkprogress]

Entitlement

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Re: Income Inequality In The U.S. Is Worse Than In Egypt

Right-wing announcement:
“In case of emergency,
Put on your mask first”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Saviors

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: Senate Republicans Place Big Bank Apologist On Banking Committee

“Trust me to help you,
I will guide you to freedom…
Now get in the truck”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

Big money boys

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Re: Exclusive: Koch Industries Promises To Double Money Raised This Weekend, 40% Of Donors Will Be New

1:

“We need more puppets!”
“But which puppets shall we use?”
“Young, fresh and eager!”

2:

[Imagine music]
God’s colostomy bag, squeezed;
Voila! Kochs are born!

© 2011 cheeseflap.com

The banker’s “interrogation”

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Re: Report: Bipartisan Panel To Refer Some Banking Industry Figures For Potential Prosecution

“With all due respect,
Just tell us how you did it…
Then we’ll let you go”

© 2011 cheeseflap.com